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sapphot7:

rb and tag ur fav soda and sexuality i need to know who’s valid

Posted on Thursday, December 27, 2018 with 24,103 notes

antidisestablishmentarianism-ftw:

Hey guys⛄

guess what.❄❄☃

  1. guess what.🎅🎅

guess what.🔴💚🔴💚🔴

it’s December 25th🎁🎁🎁

which means 🎄🎄🎄🎄

It’s a very special day

🎄🎄🎁🎅🎄☃☃❄⛄🎄💚🎁💚❄🎅🎄

What’s so special about it, you ask??

Well,,.,.

  • Today, 🎄🎄🎁🎄🎁

Many years ago,,☃☃❄☃

Someone very special was born🎅🎅

Can you guess who it is?? ✝✝✝✝

I’m sure you can, but I’ll say it anyway–

Happy birthday (***o.s.),

ALEXANDER NIKOLAYEVICH SCRIABIN

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Posted on Tuesday, December 25, 2018 with 351 notes

shittylifeprotips:

SLPT: To prevent people from stealing your money, don’t have money

Posted on Thursday, December 20, 2018 with 2,219 notes

mr-elementle:

mr-elementle:

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces. 

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2018 with 591,068 notes

teathattast:

corcle time

Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2018 with 118,777 notes

yellowtailpinkmoscato:

pure:

People with blurred icons are the hot new oppressed group. What’s on the menu for slurs? I’ve seen “blurries” used and I like it

my name’s blurryface and i cannot post kink

Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2018 with 62,592 notes

teathattast:

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Hi genital,

Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2018 with 29,181 notes

serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

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Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2018 with 193,417 notes

snulbug:

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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 32,807 notes

ashestoashesjc:

megadethzenbu:

floating-head:

princesspornstar:

super-saiyan-rose:

frommetrunui:

ygosideblog:

who keeps giving her these things

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she ends up condemned too D:

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damn bitch get it together

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She’s a Darklord now too

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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 207,213 notes
Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 244,320 notes

mikey-hunter:

notwit:

controversial opinion here but uhhhhh i think that playing games should be fun for everyone involved not just top tier players

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Originally posted by kameha8088

Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 73,413 notes

foil-flingza-roller:

it’s britney,

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Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 64,076 notes

randomaesflags:

Chocolate Cherry Pride

In order: Gay | Trans | Lesbian | Bi | Nonbinary | Pan

Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 99 notes

strangelybeautifulworld:

deonsraw:

robtherich:

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Very big mood

I’m right here ma

Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2018 with 152,753 notes