the mark of the beast
introducing myself in the first day of school
Avoiding spoilers on tumblr
Stop it. It's useless.
Pride hair bows (x)
did you ever read such a smutty fic that you were like
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m fucking going to hell
Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu
LITERALLY ME OMG
Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.
Ugh. Kids these days. With their taste in things that’s different than my taste in things was when I was their age due to the ever-evolving media landscape and constantly growing range of options and things that have nothing to do with their intelligence or anything going down hill. Get off my lawn.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.
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